Monday, March 23, 2009

Words

There are about two million English and Chinese words combined together, or even more.

Why is it so difficult to pick the right ones at the right time?

Humans are Dogs Best Friend

Humans are really dogs' best friend! They don't get mad at you for long even if you pee-ed on their favourite wood floor, chewed on their belongings or poo-ed at the door of their room so that they stepped on it first thing in the morning.

They share with you really yummilicious food like papaya, watermelon, apple, bak kwa, pork ribs any many more.

They cuddle and hug you every now and then like you are the cutest thing on earth.

They know exactly what you are thinking about when you just need to look into her eyes or wag your tail..

I love you, my Goddess...

Friday, March 20, 2009

You Know You’ve Had a Bad Haircut

You know you’ve had a bad haircut when you look like a cockroach with feelers when you let your hair down.
You know you’ve had a bad haircut when you look like a mad women with so much stray ends falling out of place when you tie your hair up.
You know you’ve had a bad haircut when it doesn't help when you change parting, tie it up or let it down.
You know you’ve had a bad haircut when hair that takes you years to grow becomes one to two inches long only.
You know you’ve got a bad haircut when the short ends and long ends are found all over the head, and I really mean all over the head.
You know you’ve had a bad haircut when you start worrying if your hair will grow in time for you to become a beautiful bride.
And you know you’ve had a bad haircut when you look in the mirror every night and cry over your bad haircut.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Random Happenings

Ok, I know that I've missed out ranting on one of the biggest moments in my Goddess life. But she promised to not say it out to any random people until all her bestest of the bestest friends have heard directly from her on it! It's after a special moment and she wants to share it personally with her friends, and not them reading it off online.

Anyway, just some random updates in the meanwhile.

My Goddess is having some crazy time at work. Work is piling like nobody's business, all because those at the top is trying to push her and her team beyond their limits.

Luckily she still has friends and free parties and the Horny Devil to keep her sane.

Chilling out at this bar called Bar Stop? I think. Nice house converted into a pub.



The Horny Devil happily opening his birthday present...

A Nintendo Wii.. weeeee~

A character created specially for the Horny Devil. See any similarities?
And some hunks oogling at the CLEO bachelor party.
Think this will be the last time she will be receiving an invite. So sad.

And what's better than hunks? VIP treatment with free flow of food!! I love these kind of cheap thrills!

Maybe not.
#1. My Goddess favourite.
Cos' he's got a hot body. But the Horny Devil's HOTTEr. Like the moody kind of hot. Kidding~

In the end the VIP treatment wasn't really VIP as the club was too crowded and the public was allowed into part of the VIP area, where my Goddess and her colleagues found seats. But the servers still have to go to that area to serve VIPs like my Goddess food. Just in the end, the food got eaten by the public in the end, and my Goddess, being surrounded by the public, didn't have much access to the food. So much for being a VIP, and the public at that area really 'zhuan dao' lo.
(My Goddess abit atas hor?)