You Know You’ve Had a Bad Haircut

You know you’ve had a bad haircut when you look like a cockroach with feelers when you let your hair down.
You know you’ve had a bad haircut when you look like a mad women with so much stray ends falling out of place when you tie your hair up.
You know you’ve had a bad haircut when it doesn't help when you change parting, tie it up or let it down.
You know you’ve had a bad haircut when hair that takes you years to grow becomes one to two inches long only.
You know you’ve got a bad haircut when the short ends and long ends are found all over the head, and I really mean all over the head.
You know you’ve had a bad haircut when you start worrying if your hair will grow in time for you to become a beautiful bride.
And you know you’ve had a bad haircut when you look in the mirror every night and cry over your bad haircut.