1. You treat this as your own home and is super buay jidong.
2. You prop your legs at the living room table like you are the owner of the house.
3. You sleep on the living room couch like this' your home.
4. You walk around the garden barefooted and back into the house, and insist it's clean. Why don't you sleep at the garden then?
5. You leave the gate open and house door unlock.
6. You dig your nose in the living room and throw your shit around.
7. You don't flush after using the toilet.
8. You don't like to bathe and hardly change your clothes and stink up the whole house.
9. You think this is your own house, and so climbed upstairs and go into my room without knocking on the door!
10. You speak so loudly and even raised your voice at the owners of the house that I can hear your rubbish from the third floor.
11. You like to meddle with other people's things, picking up and touching them.
12. You flip the papers English and Chinese and makes a mess out of it even though you are illiterate!
13. You wait for your turn to shower topless so your dirty sweaty back is on the couch.
14. You pick up other people's handphone and answers it!!
15. You don't clean up after your meals, and would have even left them in the living room if you weren't nagged at.
And the list is non exhaustive. You are just an obnoxious shit.
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